reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
Imagine Muggleborns having patronuses that represent something from Muggle culture that they feel protected by. A shy Hufflepuff with a Pikachu patronus. A Slytherin who’s really nervous because of all the stuff in the past and they’re Muggleborn but they cast a patronus and it’s one of the Game of Thrones dragons. A Gryffindor being the talk of the common room because of their Jaeger patronus. A Ravenclaw with a comic obsession finding out their patronus is the Hulk.
the-snowflake-owl asked: Explain yerself, why does tumblr makes everything it touches burn??? I just stay in my rather reasonable fandom, so I can't say.
your fandoms are terrible and this website is terrible and everyone on it is terrible
this is my new favourite blog omfg
I love Dashcon because it’s a perfect example of how everything Tumblr touches turns to shit almost immediately.